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theeldestwarner:

"Shhh. I haven’t gone anywhere yet. I’ll try to control myself! I will! You don’t need to go all out, sheesh. Though the outfit does sound nice.”

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Yet being zhe key word ‘ere. You’ll try to control yourself during an outing meant for girl watching. Zhat makes me feel sooooooo much better. And zhat’s not moi going all out. Tu don’t want to see Fifi going all out.”

(Source: vavavoomlafume)

theeldestwarner:

"As long as we both trust we’ll be looking. Juuust looking."

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"Zhen Fifi will look. While wearing a mini skirt. And a halter top. And heels. And Fifi will bat ‘er eyelashes while doing so. So go have fun wis your brozher. Have fun.”

(Source: vavavoomlafume)

theeldestwarner:

"Haven’t you ever heard the saying Old habits die hard?’”

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"Oh. So zhen zhat would mean tu would be perfectly alright wis Fifi running off and chasing some skunk hunks ‘erself. Oui? Good too know."

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(Source: vavavoomlafume)

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theeldestwarner:

"I promise you it’s nothing.”

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"Oh so tu weren’t going skirt chasing wis your brozer ‘o also ‘as a girlfriend?”

(Source: vavavoomlafume)

"Oh? ‘Important business’ you say?”

theeldestwarner:

She tilted her head up in surprise at the older male skunk, her brow creasing in slight disgust, but a grin remained on her lips. “Yes, you are. Yes, there sure is. And… ehhh… no.” 

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The male skunk all but pouted at her dismissal of him. Fifi on the other hand was rushing around tossing things more or less in their proper place “Don’t mind zhe mess. Oh, do you want a coffee?” she asked as she rushed off into the kitchen to start making coffee even before the girl answered her. “We should go to zhe police! Seriously!” the purple skunk insisted as she opened up a new bag of coffee grinds.

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thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

(via theeldestwarner)

Anonymous Asked:
S, P, Y and B

My Answer:
  • Shoes
  • Puns
  • Yakko
  • Bon Bons

"Mon favs!"

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

(Source: jceygatto, via theeldestwarner)


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